🏁 JACOB BURTON
website speedruns · ocala, fl

Certified website speedrunner · Ocala, Florida

This website
didn't exist
this morning.

Jacob Burton builds websites at unreasonable speed.
Don't blink. You're looking at the proof.

You've been reading for
00:00:00
VS
Time to build this site
1 evening
(frozen — it finished before you got here)

Current build speed: yes.

See the evidence ↓

The numbers

1

text message.
The entire project kickoff process.

2

coffees per deploy.
(alleged)

1

evening.
Idea to live website.

0

group chats consulted.
Decisions were made.

How it's done

The complete, repeatable, extremely professional methodology.

1

Have an idea.

Usually arrives mid-cookout.

2

Text Muse.

The entire project management methodology.

3

Website.

Live before the burgers are done.

Exhibit A: the developer

Jacob Burton wearing a Grill Sergeant apron with his kids
Pictured: Jacob Burton (center, Grill Sergeant apron) with his QA team.
Every deploy is approved by committee.

Speedrun leaderboard

All categories currently held by one man.

SiteCategoryTime
before-u-vote.pages.devFull election-info site1 evening
this websitePersonal tribute speedruneven faster
your idea here???challenge him

Records verified by the record holder. Totally legit.

Got an idea?

He'll have a website for it by tomorrow.

That's not a promise. It's a threat.

Bring ideas to the next cookout. Leave with a URL.